Shock and Awe

--> Why do people on the freeways slow down to stare at some terrible car crash, but do not bother to come out of their homes to see the sunset?

--> How can there be multiple Final Fantasies?

--> What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

--> Do infants have as much fun in the infancy as adults do in their adultery?

--> If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

--> How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

--> Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?

--> What was the best thing before sliced bread?

--> Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

--> Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

--> If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

--> If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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I saw that The Simpson's were up for an Emmy. As good as the nominated episode is, and as much as I love The Simpson's, I don't think it will win against the South Park episode it is against. I am not a fan of South Park, but I did see that episode and it is funny and very creative.

Tonight at midnight, Harry potter #7 comes out. I still haven't decided if I will go tonight or just wait until tomorrow. Carolynn wants to go tonight. Either way, you can guess what I will be doing all weekend.

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"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart." Marcus Aurelius

"A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave". Mohandas Gandhi