Thirteen Grinchy Things You Can Do To Steal Christmas
1. Pee in the eggnog
2. Use fake snow to write a swear word on your neighbors window
3. Steal from the Salvation Army Bell Ringers (but not me)
4. Burn down a Christmas Tree farm
5. Cut the power cord to the town light display
6. Throw eggs at carolers
7. Give Santa the finger and call him a fake in front of all the kids at the mall
8. Break all the candy canes in boxes at the store
9. Go up to the Marines collecting Toys For Tots and call them a bunch of jarheaded monkey men
10. Feed the reindeer in the petting zoo a laxative
11. Melt Frosty with a blowtorch
12. Break all the Christmas CD’s
13. Have a heart 2 sizes too small
This is a very funny list! I think feeding a reindeer a laxative is the best!
ReplyDeleteOMG....you had me laughing my @ss off....thank you for the humor in my day....xoxo Happy TT
ReplyDeleteThe Jarheads might actually not take offense. Maybe.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha! Very funny.
ReplyDeleteGreat ideas, I may have to try some of these out. Happy TT
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