(Not necessarily from him...)
1. Peanut Butter goes on everything.
2. Pizza is the food of the Gods.
3. Sam Adams makes the best beer batter.
4. Some people have zero sense of humor.
5. Family is what you make it.
6. Dexter is an awesome show.
7. I have no patience.
8. Christmas trees should be huge.
9. All men sleep in socks.
10. Guns are totally awesome.
11. I can in fact be something besides a lame secretary in a stupid basket warehouse.
12. Cake belongs in the fridge.
13. Dr. Pepper is awesome.