Friday, April 15, 2011

A Day In The Life

Freshly Popped

There is an inmate in a special housing unit who insists on calling me Orville Redenbacher. I don't know why. This inmate certainly is a special one. (Based on episodes like this one and this one. Both this same inmate.) He will tell anyone who listens that I am the famous Orville Redenbacher. When he calls for me, he calls for Orville. It is ridiculous.

He calls another officer I know “Little Sister”. Perhaps she reminds him of a little sister he once had. We don't know if that should be considered a compliment or an insult however. This inmate happens to be in prison for murdering his brother with an ax.

Go figure.

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