Friday, November 18, 2011

A Day In The Life

Makes Me Wonder...

I came across this email one day. It is from an inmate to what I can only assume is a lawyer or legal person of some sort.

Did you get the mesage about my request for you to file a motion to the court asking that I be allowed to wear my court clothing while in prison for the purposes of my executive presense.

First of all note the misspelled "message" and "presence". Then note that while this appears to be a question, it does not end with a question mark.

And then ask yourself this..

WHY?

Really? Do you really think that is going to work out for you? Are you really going to clog our court system with that triviality?

Yes, yes he is.

This is one of the many reasons I find my job to be so freaking hilarious.

2 comments:

  1. Is it just me, but I am thinking that the fact that he is doing time in a Federal prison might be hurting his Executive Appearance regardless of what attire he wears. Just thinking out loud. (o:

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