13 things i missed about my truck
1. it can carry more stuffs
2. its got a sweet water proof bag my mom left in it.
3. the dents make it more aerodynamic.
4. i can go places now that Jennifer isn't hoarding it for her greedy unnecessary needs.
5. i can start putting premium back in it.
6. i can rock with with some E.S. posthumus without hearing about gladiators.
7. i can hit people with my toolbox on a chain.
8. all the chicks check out my pink bondo
9. the tires are too big so it goes faster
10. the cup holder is better than jennifers'
11. i can eject stupid teenagers on sharp turns
12. in case of EMP my vehicle can still run
13. snoochie boochies.