13 things i missed about my truck
1. it can carry more stuffs
2. its got a sweet water proof bag my mom left in it.
3. the dents make it more aerodynamic.
4. i can go places now that Jennifer isn't hoarding it for her greedy unnecessary needs.
5. i can start putting premium back in it.
6. i can rock with with some E.S. posthumus without hearing about gladiators.
7. i can hit people with my toolbox on a chain.
8. all the chicks check out my pink bondo
9. the tires are too big so it goes faster
10. the cup holder is better than jennifers'
11. i can eject stupid teenagers on sharp turns
12. in case of EMP my vehicle can still run
13. snoochie boochies.
You know all the chicks love that pink bondo. And I wasn't using it for greedy unnecessary needs... I was going to work. Jerk.
ReplyDeleteUNNECESSARY NEEEEEEEEEEEDSSSSSSSS
ReplyDeleteFine Jerk. Where you gonna get the money for the premium now?
ReplyDeletei got an oil well in the back yard
ReplyDeleteUnder the massive pile of dog doo? Yeah whatever.
ReplyDeleteJERK!
at least i don't eat the poo
ReplyDeleteOh it's on now... That is Elvis' job. But you'll be needing something to eat when I stop buying you food.
ReplyDeleteJerk Ass.
ill eat the gibs. WHOS LOLING NOW.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't dare eat my dog! Jerk ass! You better put on some of that E.S. posthumus because we're about to start gladiating. Right now. JERK ASS!
ReplyDeleteLETS DO THIS. I PLAY MOUNTAIN>BLACK LOTUS>CHANNEL 19 HEALTH>FIREBALL FOR 20 DAMAGE. GG.
ReplyDeleteI pulled my magic counter spell and set a rain of fire on your ass. Jerk. NERD JERK!
ReplyDeleteThe post was great, but the comments are even better!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yeah, we are strange. :)
ReplyDeletedog makes a fine meal:-)
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