Today is my David's birthday. As a surprise, after I got off of work this morning I decided to go get some doughnuts and bring them home for breakfast. I was in the doughnut shop picking out my doughnuts when a man came in with two little girls. They were excited and the little one was going on about holes. She was about 4 and the other one was about 10. Anyway, I finished picking my treats and was waiting for the lady to finish packing them and charge me when I noticed the little girl next to me. She was glancing at me and inching closer and closer. She was wearing Minnie Mouse pajamas and sparkly silver slippers. (It was 8:00 in the morning on a Sunday....)
Closer and closer....
Then a little tap on my arm.
“Are you the police?”
I tell her yes.
And she says....
“Wiggum likes doughnuts.”
And I die laughing.
Her dad looked a little mortified.
I laughed harder.
She got her little bag of doughnut holes.
Then I took my doughnuts and went home.